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Sat, 15 Mar 2025
Hangeul sign-engraving machine
Last summer I was privileged to visit the glorious Letterpress Museum in Paju Book City, where I spent several hours and took a collection of photos that are probably not of interest to anyone but letterpress geeks, and perhaps not even to them. Looking back at the photos it's not always clear to me why I took each one. But some of them I can remember. For example, this one: This is not exactly letterpress. It is a device for engraving lettered signs on thin strips of metal or perhaps plastic. Happily I don't have to spend too much time explaining this because Marcin Wichary has just published an extensively-illustrated article about the Latin-script version. The only thing different about this one is the fonts, which are for writing Korean in Hangeul script rather than English in Latin script. (Here's my real-quick summary. There is no ink. A stylus goes into the grooves of those brass templates. The stylus is attached with a pantograph to a router bit that rests on the object that the operator wants to engrave. When operator moves the stylus in the template grooves, the router bit follows their motions and engraves matching grooves in the target object. By adjusting the pantograph, one can engrave letters that are larger or smaller than the templates.) Hangeul has an alphabet of 24 letters, but there's a difficulty in adapting this engraving technique for written Hangeul: The letters aren't written in a simple horizontal row as European languages are. Instead, they are grouped into syllables of two or three letters. For example, consider the consider the Korean word “문어”, pronounced (roughly) "moon-aw". which means “octopus”. This is made up of five letters ㅁㅜㄴㅇㅓ, but as you see they are arranged in two syllables 문 ("moon") and 어 ("aw"). So instead of twenty-four kinds of templates, one for each letter, the Korean set needs one for every possible syllable, and there are thousands of possible syllables. Unicode gets around this by… sorry, Unicode doesn't get around it, they just allocate eleven thousand codepoints, one for each possible syllable. But for this engraving device, it would be prohibitively expensive to make eleven thousand little templates, then another eleven thousand spares, and impractical to sort and manage them in the shop. Instead there is a clever solution. Take a look at just one of these templates: This is not a Hangeul syllable. Rather, it is five. The upper-right letter in the syllable is the vowel, and the template allows the operator to engrave any of the five vowels ㅣㅓㅏㅕㅑ to produce the syllables 잉 엉 앙 영 양 pronounced respectively "ing", "ông", "ang", "yông", and "yang". Similarly this one can produce six different syllables: The upper-left part can be used to engrave either of the consonants ㅅ or ㅈ and the upper-right part can be used to engrave any of the vowels ㅣㅓㅏ, to produce the combined set 싱 성 상 징 정 장. I'm not sure why this template doesn't also enable vowels ㅕㅑ as the other one did. In the picture at top you can see that while the third template This ingenious mechanism cuts down the required number of templates by perhaps a factor of five, from ten boxes to two. [Other articles in category /IT] permanent link Fri, 07 Mar 2025
Claude and Merle Miller let me down
ClaudeMy relationship with Claude has its ups and downs, and I'm still trying to figure out what to use it for and what not. It's great at rewriting my job application cover letters to sound less like an awkward nerd. Last week I was in the supermarket and decided to try asking it something I've been wondering for a long time:
I thought Claude might do well with this. I had had a conversation with it a while back about Pixies songs, which I was satisfied with. But this time Claude let me down:
(I thought: What? Am I supposed to believe that
is about a doll?)
Claude just flubbed over and over. I wonder if the grammatical error in “Mary Gray Staples, who was the name of …” is a kind of a tell? Perhaps Claude is fabricating, by stitching together parts of two unrelated sentences that it read somewhere, one with “Mary Gray Staples, who was…” and the other “… was the name of…”? Probably it's not that simple, but the grammatical error is striking. Anyway, this was very annoying because I tend to remember things like this long past the time when I remember where I heard them. Ten years from now I might remember that Anne Sexton once had a doll with a very weird name. Merle MillerA while back I read Merle Miller's book Plain Speaking. It's an edited digest of a series of interviews Miller did with former President Truman in 1962, at his home in Independence, Missouri. The interviews were originally intended to be for a TV series, but when that fell through Miller turned them into a book. In many ways it's a really good book. I enjoyed it a lot, read it at least twice, and a good deal of it stuck in my head. But I can't recommend it, because it has a terrible flaw. There have been credible accusations that Miller changed some of the things that Truman said, embellished or rephrased many others, that he tarted up Truman's language, and that he made up some conversations entirely. So now whenever I remember something that I think Truman said, I have to stop and try to remember if it was from Miller. Did Truman really say that it was the worst thing in the world when records were destroyed? I'm sure I read it in Miller, so, uhh… maybe? Miller recounts a discussion in which Truman says he is pretty sure that President Grant had never read the Constitution. Later, Miller says, he asked Truman if he thought that Nixon had read the Constitution, and reports that Truman's reply was:
Great story! I have often wanted to repeat it. But I don't, because for all I know it never happened. (I've often thought of this, in years past, and whatever Nixon's faults you could at least wonder what the answer was. Nobody would need to ask this about the current guy, because the answer is so clear.) Miller, quotes Truman's remarks about Supreme Court Justice Tom Clark, “It isn't so much that he's a bad man. It's just that he's such a dumb son of a bitch.” Did Truman actually say that? Did he just imply it? Did he say anything like it? Uhhh… maybe? There's a fun anecdote about the White House butler learning to make an Old-fashioned cocktail in the way the Trumans preferred. (The usual recipe involves whiskey, sugar, fresh fruit, and bitters.) After several attempts the butler converged on the Trumans' preferred recipe, of mostly straight bourbon. Hmm, is that something I heard from Merle Miller? I don't remember. There's a famous story about how Paul Hume, music critic for the Washington Post, savaged an performance of Truman's daughter Margaret, and how Truman sent him an infamous letter, very un-presidential, that supposedly contained the paragraph:
Miller reports that he asked Truman about this, and Truman's blunt response: “I said I'd kick his nuts out.” Or so claims Miller, anyway. I've read Truman's memoirs. Volume I, about the immediate postwar years, is fascinating; Volume II is much less so. They contain many detailed accounts of the intransigence of the Soviets and their foreign minister Vyacheslav Molotov, namesake of the Molotov Cocktail. Probably 95% of what I remember Truman saying is from those memoirs, direct from Truman himself. But some of it must be from Plain Speaking. And I don't know any longer which 5% it is. As they say, an ice cream sundae with a turd in it isn't 95% ice cream, it's 100% shit. Merle Miller shit in the ice cream sundae of my years of reading of Truman and the Truman administrations. Now Claude has done the same. And if I let it, Claude will keep doing it to me. Claude caga en la leche. AddendumThe Truman Library now has the recordings of those interviews available online. I could conceivably listen to them all and find out for myself which things went as Miller said. So there may yet be a happy ending, thanks to the Wonders of the Internet! I dream of someday going through those interviews and producing an annotated edition of Plain Speaking. [Other articles in category /tech/gpt] permanent link Thu, 06 Mar 2025Around here, these metal things are commonly found on streetside utility poles, attached maybe a meter off the ground. ![]() Metal reflector
![]() Plastic reflector
When I first noticed one of these I said “I wonder what the holes are for. Maybe to make it more visible? And what do they do with all the leftover rectangles after they've made one?” I eventually got a better idea: The little metal rectangles are the primary product, and after they have been die-cut out of the metal sheet, there is this waste material left over with all the holes. Instead of throwing it away someone nails it to a utility pole to make the pole easier to see at night. I felt a bit silly that my first idea had been exactly backwards. I later learned that only the older ones are made of sheet metal. Newer ones are made of some sort of plastic, maybe polyethylene or vinyl or something, about the same thickness. They look pretty much the same. I can only tell them apart by feeling them. Still I wondered what the little rectangles had been used for. It turns out that the purpose is this: That's according to an old Philadelphia Inquirer article, Why yellow grids are on some Philly-area utility poles. (Patricia Madej, Aug. 31, 2019.) But I measured them to make sure. They matched.
Jay, my friend, your wife is smarter than you are. Listen to her. The article also tells us that the rectangular leftover is called a “grid reflector”. With a little more research I learned that one manufacturer of grid reflectors is Almetek. They cost $3.50 each. Pricey, for something they would have had to throw away. (Here's the old South Philly Review article that put me on to Almetek.) What kicked off this article was that I was walking around and I saw this similar reflector grid, which felt to me like it was a bit of a farce, like a teenager sneaking into a bar wearing a fake mustache: Hey, those aren't holes! When I saw this one I wondered for a moment if I was suffering some sort of mental collapse, or if none of the others had had real holes either. But no, they had, and this one really did have fake holes. (Also, it has been installed sideways. Normally they are oriented as the two above.) This isn't the first time I have written about ID numbers on utility poles hereabouts. [Other articles in category /misc] permanent link Sat, 01 Mar 2025[ Content warning: angry, contemptuous ranting that accomplishes nothing. ] I didn't really know who Jonathan Chait was until last week when I unfortunately read this essay of his (from February 2016) on “Why Liberals Should Support a Trump Republican Nomination”. I've said a lot of dumb things in my life but I don't think I've ever been as wrong about anything as Chait was about this. I sure hope I haven't. But if I do ever find out I had been this wrong about something, I would want to retire to a cave or a mountaintop or something. “Hey, remember Dominus? Whatever happened to him, anyway?” “Oh, he said he was going away to cleanse himself of error, and might not be back for a long time.” And yet this guy is still shamelessly writing. And why not? Editors are still buying his essays and maybe people are even still reading them. Why? You'd think that people would look at this essay and say “yeah, that's enough Chait for me, thanks, next time I need an opinion I'll try someone else.” I get it, nobody's right all the time. Whenever you read anyone's essay you're taking a risk, like rolling a die. Sometimes the die rolls high, sometimes it rolls low, and some dice might have higher numbers to begin with. I've usually been well-served by Daniel Dennett's dice, and Robertson Davies'. But here people have an opportunity to toss a totally unknown die that they haven't tried before but that most likely rolls numbers from 1 to 6, and instead they toss the Jonathan Chait die when they know it has at least one side with a -1000.
I don't think anyone could have predicted the extent of the current fiasco, but I do think it should not have been hard to predict, in 2016, that liberals should not, in fact, have supported a Trump Republican nomination. Anyone can be wrong, even the wise cannot see all ends. But I think this one was maybe not so hard to see. Chait spends a lot of time comparing Trump with Arnold Schwartzenegger: both nominally conservative, both inexperienced in government, both assholes. I think the part that Chait ignored was that by 2016 — no, scratch that, by 1990 — it was perfectly clear that Trump was a liar, a thief, a racist, and a deadbeat, and that he had no respect for law or truth or ethics or anything other than his own convenience of the moment. (Here are just two examples. More recently, his ridiculous years-long insistence that Barack Obama was born in Kenya. And earlier, his equally ridiculous lies around his destruction of the Bonwit Teller building.) In that old essay I said:
I looked around a little to see if Jonathan Chait had written an essay titled “I was wrong, I was so, so wrong, I just couldn't have been wronger” but I didn't find one and I also didn't find any recent essays that said anything like “here's why I think this new essay is more reliable than that embarrassing Trump one I wrote for The New Yorker in 2016.” I don't understand how Chait still has a job after writing this essay. Why isn't he selling shoes? How does a writer come back from this? Isn't there some charitable society for the protection for the public that could pay to have someone follow Chait around, quoting out loud from this essay, as a warning to everyone he meets for the rest of his life? It least now I've been warned. Now when I read “Jonathan Chait said recently…” I'll remember: “Oh, you mean Jonathan ‘Why Liberals Should Support a Trump Republican Nomination’ Chait! Thanks, I'll pass.” [Other articles in category /politics] permanent link Thu, 27 Feb 2025Having had some pleasant surprises from Claude, I thought I'd see if it could do math. It couldn't. Apparently some LLMs can sometimes solve Math Olympiad problems, but Claude didn't come close. First I asked something simple as a warmup:
I had tried this on ChatGPT a couple of years back, with tragic results:
But it should have quit while it was ahead, because its response continued:
and then when I questioned it further it drove off the end of the pier:
Claude, whatever its faults, at least knew when to shut up:
I then asked it “What if it doesn't have to be an integer?” and it didn't do so well, but that's actually a rather tricky question, not what I want to talk about today. This article is about a less tricky question. I have omitted some tedious parts, and formatted the mathematics to be more readable. The complete, unedited transcript can be viewed here. I started by setting up context:
Claude asserted that it was familiar with this family of graphs. ((Wikipedia on cube graphs.) The basic examples, !!Q_0!! through !!Q_3!!, look like this: Each graph consists of two copies of the previous graph, with new edges added between the corresponding vertices in the copies. Then I got to the real question:
Here are the maximal partitions for those three graphs: The Keane number of !!Q_0!! is !!1!! because it has only one vertex. For !!Q_1!! we can put each of the two vertices into a separate part to get two parts. For !!Q_2!! we can get three parts as above. But there is no partition of !!Q_2!! into four parts that satisfies the second condition, because two of the parts would have to comprise the upper-left and lower-right vertices, and would not be connected by an edge. Claude got this initial question right. So far so good. Then I asked Claude for the Keane number of !!Q_3!! and this it was unable to produce. The correct number is !!4!!. There are several essentially different partitions of !!Q_3!! into four parts, each of which touches the other three, which proves that the number is at least !!4!!. Here are two examples: In addition to these there are also partitions into parts of sizes !!1+1+2+4!!, and sizes !!1+1+3+3!!. On the other hand, more than !!4!! parts is impossible, and the proof is one sentence long: !!Q_3!! has only !!8!! vertices, so any partition into !!5!! or more parts must have a part of size !!1!!, and this part can't be adjacent to the other four parts, because a single vertex has only three outgoing edges. I would expect a bright middle-schooler to figure this out in at most a few minutes. At first, Claude got the right number, but with completely bogus reasoning. To avoid belaboring the obvious, I'll highlight the errors but I won't discuss them at length.
The diagrams I showed earlier display some of the partitions that show !!k≥4!!, but the one Claude gave here does not, because two of its parts (!!D!! and !!B!!) are not adjacent:
Okay, Claude, I agree we would need ten edges for the connections between the parts, but we have !!12!!, so why do you say that “some edges would need to be reused”? It may be correct, but it does not follow.
So, right answer, but seemingly by luck, since there were serious errors in reasoning, in both the !!k≥4!! part and also in the !!k< 5!! part. I decided to ignore the second one.
Claude seems completely undirected here. Some of the things it says are correct facts, but it can't link the facts together into actual reasoning, except by accident. Sometimes it utters A followed by B where A implies B, and it seems exciting, but just as often B is a nonsequitur. This is not that different from how ChatGPT was two years ago. It can spout text, and often it can spout enough plausible, grammatically-correct text to suggest that it knows things and is thinking about them. Claude's text-spouting prowess is much more impressive than ChatGPT's was two years ago. But it is still just a text-spouter. I went on, trying to detect actual thinking.
Claude's response here correctly applied its earlier analysis: four parts of size !!2!! would use up four edges for internal connectivity, leaving !!8!! for external connections, and we only need !!6!!.
This time Claude tried this partition: It noticed that two of the four parts were not adjacent, and gave up without searching further.
If Claude were a human mathematician, this would be a serious error. Finding one invalid partition proves nothing at all.
There is no proof that !!4!! is impossible, and I thought it would be unenlightening to watch Claude flounder around with it. But I wanted to see what would happen if I asked it to prove a false claim that should be easier because its premise is stronger:
It's tempting to look at this and say that Claude was almost right. It produced 16 lines and at least 15 of them, on their own, were correct. But it's less impressive than it might first appear. Again Claude displays the pattern of spouting text, some of which is correct, and some of which is related. But that is all I can say in its favor. Most of its statements are boilerplate. Sections 2–4 can be deleted with nothing lost. Claude has buried the crux of the argument, and its error, in section 5.
This time Claude did find a correct partition into four parts, showing that !!k≥4!!.
I don't think there is any sense in which this is true, but at this point I hadn't yet internalized that Claude's descriptions of its own internal processes are text-spouting just like the rest of its output. In any case, I ignored this and asked it to analyze its own earlier mistake:
Claude got the counting part right, although I think the final paragraph is just spouting, especially the claim “I just had a vague sense that…”, which should not be taken seriously. [ Digression: This reminds me of a section in Daniel Dennett's Consciousness Explained in which he discusses the perils of asking humans about their internal processes. The resulting answers, he says, may provide interesting informaiton about what people think is going on in their heads, but we should be very wary about ascribing any accuracy or insight to these descriptions. Dennett makes an analogy with an anthropologist who asks a forest tribe about their forest god. The tribespeople agree that the forest god is eight feet tall, he wears a panther skin, and so on. And while this might be folklorically interesting, we should be very reluctant to conclude from this testimony that there is actually an eight-foot-tall fur-clad god in the forest somewhere. We should be similarly reluctant to ascribe real existence to Claude's descriptions of its “vague senses” or other internal processes suggested by its remarks like “Ah, let me think...” or “Ah, you're absolutely right!”. Claude has even less access to its own mental states (such as they are) than a human would. ] As I pointed out earlier in this article, there are several essentially different solutions to the problem of partitioning !!Q_3!! into four parts. Claude has found one of them, the one I showed above on the left. I wanted to see if it could find another:
Oh, such failure! Failures that I have highlighted are clearly false statements, But the failure here is much worse. Again, almost everything Claude said was correct! And yet deeply wrong! A bright middle-schooler could have missed this also. It was a bit of a trick question. Not because it's ambiguous, but because problem with !!4+2+2+1!! is not in line with the direction that the discussion was taking at that point. There is nothing wrong with !!4+2+2+1!! from an edge-counting point of view! But I think a human mathematician, even a very young one, would have been more likely to answer the question I actually asked, which was “Why didn't you consider !!4+2+2+1!!?”, and from there might have quickly come to the useful conclusion that it doesn't need to be considered. Claude didn't do anything like that.
Terrible. This is so muddled I wasn't even sure what to highlight as the errors. Yes, if one vertex in !!H!! uses all its edges internally to connect to the other !!3!! vertices in !!H!!, it has no edges left to connect to other parts. But the other three vertices in !!H!! have two edges each, so !!H!! could easily connect to the other three parts. And, of course, Claude has still missed the main point, which is that one needn't consider !!4+2+2+1!!, because !!4+2+2+1= 9!! and !!Q_3!! has only !!8!! vertices.
Finally! I would love to know what really happened here. What caused Claude to emit a sentence connecting !!4 + 2 + 2 + 1 = 9!! with !!Q_8!! having only !!8!! vertices?
I wasn't sure it would remember this, by which I really mean that I wasn't sure it would be able to pick out from its previous mass of statements which one was correct. But whether by luck or not, it did answer the question correctly:
I found Claude's attempt at this interesting, but not in a good way. After reading it I shrugged and quit the conversation.
Claude says that with !!8!! vertices in !!5!! parts, at least two parts must have size !!2!! or more. This is wrong, because you could have !!4+1+1+1+1!!. But highlighting that wrong statement doesn't get at why this answer is so bad. It's bad because the conclusion that appears next is a complete nonsequitur. The argument can be fixed up. I would put it like this:
It's true that !!2!! edges is not enough for internal connectivity. But in my opinion Claude didn't come close to saying why. Back in the early part of the 20th century, we thought that chess was a suitable measure of intelligence. Surely a machine that could play chess would have to be intelligent, we thought. Then we built chess-playing computers and discovered that no, chess was easier than we thought. We are in a similar place again. Surely a machine that could hold a coherent, grammatical conversation on any topic would have to be intelligent. Then we built Claude and discovered that no, holding a conversation was easier than we thought. Still by the standards of ten years ago this is stunning. Claude may not be able to think but it can definitely talk and this puts it on the level of most politicians, Directors of Human Resources, and telephone santizers. It will be fun to try this again next year and see whether it has improved. Addendum20250301Many thanks to Jacob Vosmaer for his helpful discussion of how to improve this article. [Other articles in category /tech/gpt] permanent link Wed, 26 Feb 2025[ Content warning: shitpost ] It's that time of year again! Furniture Mecca is having their annual sale. This year the sale will run until Friday the 28th. At closing time on that day any remaining furniture will be hurriedly moved to the owner's other furniture store, Furniture Medina. [Other articles in category /religion] permanent link Fri, 21 Feb 2025I expect we in the United States are about to see a wave of domestic terrorism unprecendented since the 1870s. In the wake of the Civil War, white Southerners used systematic terrorism to continue white supremacy. If a black person became too prosperous, masked thugs would come in the night to burn down their house. If a white person was seen helping a black one, the thugs would arrive, and might let them off lightly for a first offense, and administer only a severe beating, or a tar-and-feathering. If a black man voted, masked thugs would come to murder him perhaps by night, or perhaps in broad daylight and publicly. Blacks in the reconstruction South were met at polling places by armed mobs. Local law enforcement ignored these lawless acts, and in many cases the terrorists were the local law enforcement: sheriffs, police, judges. The terrorism continued for decades, and the terrorists were restrained, to the extent they were restrained, only by federal enforcement of the anti-Klan acts. A few weeks ago I hoped Trump might forget about the imprisoned January 6 rioters. Trump discards anyone for whom he has no use, I thought, and he has no more use for them. I was wrong. His pardon of hundreds of rioters sends a clear signal, to his followers and to his enemies, that political terrorism is now supported or at least condoned by the Federal executive branch. The federal executive will not enforce antiterrorism laws unless the terrorists are politically opposed to Trump. Don't count on anyone to restrain Trump. If a judge rules the wrong way, they may be assaulted by masked thugs. If a congressperson becomes troublesome, their house may burn down in the night. If a newspaper reporter writes an article critical of Trump, masked thugs may kill them, perhaps gun them down in the street. Nothing will be done. The FBI will shrug. Trump will call it fake news or will blame immigrants, Muslims, or Antifa. And if you were one of the people cheering for Luigi Mangione last month, remember that that's what you were cheering for, a country where it's okay to gun down people in the street, as long as you hate them enough. [Other articles in category /politics] permanent link Wed, 19 Feb 2025Katara is now in her sixth semester in college and can speak Mandarin. I am so proud! For class she recently wrote a talk (in Mandarin) about Hua Guofeng, the often overlooked second chairman of the Chinese Communist Party. She videoed herself giving the talk, and posted it to YouTube. This somehow attracted over 700 views, and comments from a number of strangers, most of which were in Chinese. Some even offered suggestions — only minor suggestions, which she found very gratifying. One comment, however, expressed irritation. Google translates it as:
Shortly afterward though, there came a defense, which began with this delightful phrase:
An idiomatic translation is "You can talk if you want!" A character-by-character translation is:
which I just love. If anyone is looking for a name for their new Chinese-language-themed blog, I think this would be a great choice. [Other articles in category /lang] permanent link Tue, 18 Feb 2025
David McShane's mural with 18 Franks, revealed
Yesterday I offered Gentle Readers a chance to identify the 18 famous Franks in David McShane's mural.
I did not recognize the PAFA architectural detail myself, I had to find out from the Mural Arts website. I have sometimes looked for this detail on the PAFA building, but I have never found it.
I think these pictures might be so old that they predate the European currency union.
Not depicted: Frank Rizzo, who is burning in Hell. I was certain that Tim Curry was there somewhere, in his role as Dr. Frank-N-Furter, but if he ever was I can't find any evidence of it. I even emailed the muralist, who confirmed that Frank-N-Furter had never been there. Still, he is in all our hearts, forever. The mural was restored in 2015, at which time two more figures were added:
My pictures are at least that old. [Other articles in category /art] permanent link Mon, 17 Feb 2025
David McShane's mural with 18 Franks
Since the demolition of Harriet Tubman, this has been my favorite mural in Philadelphia. It's by Philadelphia muralist David McShane. The mural is outside an infamous windowless bar called Dirty Frank's. I like to say that Oscar's Tavern on Sansom is Philadelphia's best Worst Bar. That's where, when the fancy place across the street wouldn't seat us, I took my coworker from out of town, with pride. Dirty Frank's might be Philadelphia's worst Worst Bar. I few months ago Rik Signes remarked:
I was at once able to refute this, because I know for a fact that I have never ordered food at Dirty Frank's. Nor would I. Actually I have only ever been there once, which was enough. (Lorrie has a similar story about a similarly notorious bar, McGlinchey's. Hanging outside McGlinchey's is a sign that proclaims “sandwiches”. Lorrie tried to order a sandwich there and was met only with puzzled stares.) I will stop digressing now. My current favorite mural is outside Dirty Frank's and is by David McShane. It depicts famous Franks through history. I enjoyed trying to identify the 18 Franks. Many years ago I took pictures of it so that I could offer my Gentle Readers an opportunity to enjoy this themselves. You can infer from the resolution of the pictures below how long ago that must have been. But at last, here they are. I will reveal the answers tomorrow.
(The answers.) [Other articles in category /art] permanent link Tue, 11 Feb 2025
Genealogy of the House of Reuss
A couple of years ago I lamented the difficulty I had in verifying what appeared to be a simple statement of fact:
The essential problem is that Saudi princes have at least ten or twenty sons each, and they all reuse the same ten or twenty names. Until today, I was not aware of any European tradition even remotely so confusing. Today I learned of the House of Reuss. I have other things to do today, so just a couple of highlights, starting with this summary:
No, don't panic, there must be some way to distinguish them, and of course there is:
Yes, they are numbered. Since the 12th century. So you might think they would be up to Heinrich MCMXVII by now. No no no, that would be silly.
The Wikipedia article later embarks on a list of rulers of the House of Reuss that includes 151 Henrys with numbers as high as LXXVII. I wonder at this, since if they have really exercised that numbering scheme you would expect to see mention of at least one Henry with a number in the LXXX–XCIX range, but there are none. A few of the 151 Henrys have distinctive nicknames like Henry II the Bohemian, Henry VII the Red, or Henry VI the Peppersack. But they seem to have run out of new epithets in the 14th century, and lapsed into a habit of using and reusing "the Elder", "the Middle", and "the Younger" over and over. Around the mid-1600s they tired even of this and abandoned the epithets entirely. Just by way of example, I searched the page for “Henry XIX” and found three rulers by that name and number:
Toward the end of the article, we learn this:
All I can think now is, I think of myself as someone who is good at sniffing out Wikipedia bullshit, but this entire article could be completely made up and I would never be the wiser. By the way, the link from “Henry VI the Peppersack” is to an article in Bulgarian Wikipedia that does not appear to mention the "Peppersack" epithet, a search on the Internet Archive for books mentioning "Henry Peppersack" turns up nothing, and while the section on the plot to bring Heinrich XIII to power cites a source, the page it purports to link to is gone. Addendum 20250215Here's a funny coincidence. The highest-numbered Henry I could find was Henry LXXVII. Lord Sepulchrave is stated at the beginning of Titus Groan to be the 76th Earl of Groan, which makes Titus Groan the 77th. [Other articles in category /lang] permanent link Sun, 09 Feb 2025
Surnames from nicknames nobody has any more
English has a pattern of common patronymic names. For example, "John Peters" and "John Peterson" are someone whose father was named "Peter". ("Peters" should be understood as "Peter's".) Similarly we have John Williams and John Williamson, John Roberts and John Robertson, John Richards and John Richardson, John James and John Jameson, John Johns and John Johnson, and so on. Often Dad's name was a nickname. For example, a common nickname for "John" is "Jack" and we have (less commonly) John Jacks and (more commonly) John Jackson. John Bills and John Bilson, John Wills and John Wilson, and John Willis and John Willison are Bill, Will, and Wille, all short for William. "Richard" is "Dick", and we have John Dicks (or Dix) and John Dickson (or Dixon). "Nicholas" is "Nick" and we have John Nicks (or Nix) and John Nickson (or Nixon). Sometimes the name has the diminutive suffix “-kin” inserted. Wilkins is little Will's son, as is Wilkinson; Peterkins is little Peter's son. These patterns are so common that if you find surnames that follow them you can almost always infer a forename, although it may be one that is no longer common, or that is spelled differently. For example, many people are named Pierce, Pearse, Pierson, or Pearson, which is from the name Pierre, Piers or Pierce, still used in English although much less common than in the past. (It is from the same root as Peter.) Perkins is little Pierre. Robin used to be a nickname for Robert (it's “Robkin” with the difficult “-bk-” simplified to just “-b-”) and we have John Robins and John Robinson. Sometimes, the pattern is there but the name is unclear because it is a nickname that is now so uncommon that it is neatly forgotten. The fathers of John Watts, Watson, and Watkins were called Wat, which used to be short for Walter. John Hobbs, John Hobson, and Hobkins are named for Hob, which was short for Robert in the same way that Rob and Bob are still. (I had a neighbor who was called Hob, and told me his family claimed that it was short for Robert, but that he wasn't sure. I assured him that they were correct.) “Daw”, an archaic nickname for “David”, gives us Dawes, Dawkins, and Dawson. Back in September when I started this article I thought on John Gibbs and John Gibson. Who's named "Gib", and why? Is it archaic nickname? Yes! It was short for Gilbert. Then I forgot about the draft article until today when I woke up wondering about John Simpson (and, I realize now, John Simms and John Simkins). And it transpired "Sim" or "Simme" was once a common nickname for Simon. I would welcome further examples. Addenda20250210Vicki Rosenzweig reminds me that another lost nickname for Richard is "Hick" (like "Rick" and "Dick") and from this we get Hicks, Hix, Hickson, Hixon, Hickman, and (she informs me) "Hickmott". "-mott" perhaps indicates a male in-law, according to the Dictionary of American Family Names via Ancestrry.com. The only other clear example of this that I noticed was "Willmott". Note that Gaelic names like Dermott are not of this type; the resemblance is coincidental. We get Hodge / Hodges / Hodgson / Hodgkins from "Hodge", an arcahic nickname for Roger. Lucy Keer suggests that Bateson / Bates is from "Bat", an archair nickname for Bartholomew. Christopher Taylor reminds me that in Atkins and Atkinson the "At-" is short for "Adam", and similarly in "Addis" and "Addison". I know a guy named Atteson but I'm not sure it is the same thing. 20250210 (again)Response to this article has been too much for me to keep up with. Hacker News user
Citizen Claude weighs inI also asked Claude for suggestions:
Claude replied:
Remember that some of these might be made up. For example, Wiktionary claims that #7 is matronymic, from Malle, a nickname for Mary. Who's right? I don't know. The only way to settle this is with a cage match! I hope. I complained that #2 was not to spec because “Tim” is still common, and demanded a replacement:
I also asked Claude if I had made any errors, and it said:
This seems plausible. [Other articles in category /lang/etym] permanent link |