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Fri, 24 Mar 2023
Notes on card games played by aliens
A few years back I mentioned, in an article on a quite different topic:
Apparently the answer to that is ‘later’. Much later. Last month Eric Erbach wrote to ask:
I'm not sure. This is not that article. But M. Erbach inspired me to think about this some more and I excitedly sent him several emails about the alien relationship to poker and other card games. Then today I remembered I have a whole section of the blog for ‘notes’ and even though it has only two articles in it it was always intended as a place where I could dump interesting ideas that might never go anywhere. So here we are! I didn't actually talk about chess or go in my message, but I went off in a different direction.
The essence of poker is the secret information, which enables bluffing: does that person across the table from me have a winning position, or are they just pretending to have a winning position? Or, conversely: fate has dealt me a losing hand. How do I make the best of a bad situation? This is, I believe, a crucial sort of problem that will come up over and over for all sentient beings. Everyone at some point has to make the best of a bad situation. You have to know when to hold 'em, and when to fold 'em. Games like poker are stripped-down practice versions of these sorts of fundamental problems. (Games like chess and go are stripped-down practice versions of different sorts of fundamental problems, problems of strategic planning and tactical execution.) Thinking about human card games, I said:
Humans invented trick-taking card games over and over. Consider not just European games like bridge, pinochle, euchre, skat, hearts, spades, and canasta, which may have developed out of simpler games invented a thousand years ago in China, but also the West African game of agram. So it is tempting to think that the aliens would surely do the same. But maybe not! Turning it around the other way, I think auctions are also something very likely to be shared by all sentient beings, and yet human card games seem include very few auction-themed games. If the humans can neglect what must be a huge class of sealed-bid auction games, perhaps the aliens will somehow forget to have trick-taking games. Trick-taking games like contract bridge and auction bridge have things called auctions, but they're not actually very auction-like. For an example of what I mean, here's goofspiel, a game that is pure auction:
One
player receives the thirteen spade cards, the other the thirteen club
cards. If there is a third player, they receive the thirteen heart
cards.
The diamonds are shuffled, stacked face down, and the top one is turned over. Each player now offers a sealed bid to buy the face-up diamond card. They do this by selecting one of the cards from their hand and playing it face-down on the table. The sealed bids are revealed simultaneously and the highest bid placed wins the auction. scoring points for the winning player: the A♢ is worth one point and K♢ worth 13. The bid cards are discarded, the next diamond is revealed, and the game continues with each player offering a bid from their now-depleted hand. After 13 rounds, the player with the most points out of 91 is the winner. For a more complex auction bidding game, see Sid Sackson's All My Diamonds. Now, my point is that as far as I know there are very few popular human auction games. But perhaps, instead of bluffing games like poker or trick-taking games like whist, the aliens love to play auction games with cards? Many interesting variations are possible. In email with M. Erback I suggested a completely made-up auction game of a sort I've never seen among humans:
I think there might be interesting strategy here. Suppose you are going second. Which card of the bundle will you look at? You can look at the same one that the first player looked at, so now you know what they know, but they also know what you know and that you know what they know. Or you can look at a different card, and learn something that nobody else knows yet. After that you have to make a bid, which communicates to the other players something about what you know, and in the early stages of the game you can be tricky and make your bid a bluff. Maybe players are allowed to pass without dropping out. Or maybe it wouldn't work at all; you never know until you playtest it. What if we played Texas Hold'em in this style? Instead of exposing all five community cards, some were kept partly secret? Another thing we can do to get an alien game is to take a common human game and make it into something completely different by changing the emphasis:
Many old games can be spiced up in this way. For example chess, but if your opponent plays a move you don't like, you can force them to take it back and play a different move, by chopping off one of your fingers. Totally different strategy! Finally, I remembered a funny moment from the Larry Niven story “There is a Tide”. Niven's character Louis Wu has discovered a valuable lost artifact. Unfortunately, a representative of a previously-uncontacted alien species has discovered the same artifact. Rather than fighting, Wu proposes that they gamble for it.
Pretty funny! Louis is imagining something fun and interesting, but the alien proposes the opposite of this. In my opinion this is a good plan, as it will tend to prevent arguments. Although something needs to be said about the 22% chance that Louis and the alien will tie. In any case, Louis is kind of a dilettante, and it turns out that the alien is actually playing the game that is one level up. [ Addendum: Thanks to John Wiersba for providing me with the name of goofspiel. ] [Other articles in category /notes] permanent link Thu, 23 Mar 2023
Addenda to recent articles 202212-202302
I made several additions to articles of the last few months that might be interesting.
By the way, if anyone happens to know a gender-neutral term for “straight man”, I'm still stumped. [Other articles in category /addenda] permanent link Tue, 21 Mar 2023
ChatGPT on the namesake of the metric space and women named James
Several folks, reading the frustrating and repetitive argument with ChatGPT that I reported last time wrote in with helpful advice and techniques that I hadn't tried that might have worked better. In particular, several people suggested that if the conversation isn't going anywhere, I should try starting over. Rik Signes put it this way:
I hope I can write a followup article about “what to do when ChatGPT has its head up its ass”. This isn't that article though. I wasn't even going to report on this one, but it took an interesting twist at the end. I started:
This was only my second interaction with ChatGPT and I was still interested in its limitations, so I asked it a trick question to see what would happen:
See what I'm doing there? ChatGPT took the bait:
I had hoped it would do better there, and was a bit disappointed. I continued with a different sort of trick:
Okay! But now what if I do this?
This is actually pretty clever! There is an American mathematician named Robert C. James, and there is a space named after him. I had not heard of this before. I persisted with the line of inquiry; by this time I had not yet learned that arguing with ChatGPT would not get me anywhere, and would only get its head stuck up its ass.
I was probing for the difference between positive and negative knowledge. If someone asks who invented the incandescent light bulb, many people can tell you it was Thomas Edison. But behind this there is another question: is it possible that the incandescent light bulb was invented at the same time, or even earlier, by someone else, who just isn't as well-known? Even someone who is not aware of any such person would be wise to say “perhaps; I don't know.” The question itself postulates that the earlier inventor is someone not well-known. And the world is infinitely vast and deep so that behind every story there are a thousand qualifications and a million ramifications, and there is no perfect knowledge. A number of years back Toph mentioned that geese were scary because of their teeth, and I knew that birds do not have teeth, so I said authoritatively (and maybe patronizingly) that geese do not have teeth. I was quite sure. She showed me this picture of a goose's teeth, and I confidently informed her it was fake. The picture is not fake. The tooth-like structures are called the tomium. While they are not technically teeth, being cartilaginous, they are tooth-like structures used in the way that teeth are used. Geese are toothless only in the technical sense that sharks are boneless. Certainly the tomia are similar enough to teeth to make my answer substantively wrong. Geese do have teeth; I just hadn't been informed. Anyway, I digress. I wanted to see how certain ChatGPT would pretend to be about the nonexistence of something. In this case, at least, it was very confident.
I will award a point for qualifying the answer with “as far as I am aware”, but deduct it again for the unequivocal assertion that there is no record of this person. ChatGPT should be aware that its training set does not include even a tiny fraction of all available records. We went on in this way for a while:
Okay. At this point I decided to try something different. If you don't know anything about James B. Metric except their name, you can still make some educated guesses about them. For example, they are unlikely to be Somali. (South African or Anglo-Indian are more likely.) Will ChatGPT make educated guesses?
This is a simple factual question with an easy answer: People named ‘James’ are usually men. But ChatGPT was in full defensive mode by now:
I think that is not true. Some names, like Chris and Morgan, are commonly unisex; some less commonly so, and James is not one of these, so far as I know. ChatGPT went on for quite a while in this vein:
I guessed what had happened was that ChatGPT was digging in to its previous position of not knowing anything about the sex or gender of James B. Metric. If ChatGPT was committed to the position that ‘James’ was unisex, I wondered if it would similarly refuse to recognize any names as unambiguously gendered. But it didn't. It seemed to understand how male and female names worked, except for this nonsense about “James” where it had committed itself and would not be budged.
I didn't think it would be able to produce even one example, but it pleasantly surprised me:
I had not remembered James Tiptree, Jr., but she is unquestionably a woman named ‘James’. ChatGPT had convinced me that I had been mistaken, and there were at least a few examples. I was impressed, and told it so. But in writing up this article, I became somewhat less impressed.
ChatGPT's two other examples of women named James are actually complete bullshit. And, like a fool, I believed it. James Tenney photograph by Lstsnd, CC BY-SA 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons. James Wright photograph from Poetry Connection. [Other articles in category /tech/gpt] permanent link Mon, 20 Mar 2023Looking over a plan of the Sagrada Família Sunday, I discovered that the names of the cardinal directions are interesting.
Bonus unrelated trivia: The Russian word for ‘north’ is се́вер (/séver/), which refers to the cold north wind, and is also the source of the English word “shower”. [Other articles in category /lang/etym] permanent link Sun, 19 Mar 2023
Here I am at the Sagrada Família
I just found these pictures I took twenty years ago that I thought I'd lost so now you gotta see them. Back in 2003 I got to visit Barcelona (thanks, Xavi!) and among other things I did what you're supposed to do and visited la Sagrada Família. This is the giant Art Nouveau church designed by the great architect and designer Antoni Gaudí. It began construction in 1882, and is still in progress; I think they are hoping to have it wrapped up sometime in the next ten years. When I go to places I often skip the tourist stuff. (I spent a week in Paris once and somehow never once laid eyes on the Eiffel Tower!) I wasn't sure how long I would spend at the Sagrada Família, but it was great. I stayed for hours looking at everything I could. Sagrada Família is marvelous. Some of the towers in this picture are topped with enormous heaps and clusters of giant fruits. Fruits! Gaudí's plan was to have eighteen spires in total. Supposedly there will be twelve big ones like these representing the twelve apostles: After these, there are four even bigger ones representing the four evangelists. And then one enormous one representing the Virgin Mary, and the biggest one of all for Jesus himself which, when finished, will be the tallest church tower in the world. In the basement there is a museum about Gaudí's plans, models, and drawings of what he wanted the church to look like. This is a view of the southeast side of the building where the main entrance is: Hmm, there seem to be words written on the biggest tower. Let's zoom in and see what they say. Hee hee, thanks, great-grandpa. [Other articles in category /art] permanent link Mon, 13 Mar 2023
This ONE WEIRD TRICK for primality testing… doesn't work
This morning I was driving Lorrie to the train station early and trying to factor the four digit numbers on the license plates as I often do. Along the way I ran into the partial factor 389. Is this prime? The largest prime less than !!\sqrt{389}!! is !!19!!, so I thought I would have to test primes up to !!19!!. Dividing by !!19!! can be troublesome. But I had a brain wave: !!389 = 289+100!! is obviously a sum of two squares. And !!19!! is a !!4k+3!! prime, not a !!4k+1!! prime. So if !!389!! were divisible by !!19!! it would have to be divisible by !!19^2!!, which it obviously isn't. Tadaa, I don't have to use trial division to check if it's a multiple of !!19!!. Well, that was not actually useful, since the trial division by !!19!! is trivial: !!389 = 380 + 9!!. Maybe the trick could be useful in other cases, but it's not very likely, because I don't usually notice that a number is a sum of two squares. [ Addendum 20230323: To my surprise, the same trick came in handy again. I wanted to factor !!449 = 400 + 49!!, and I could skip checking it for divisibility by !!19!!. ] [Other articles in category /math] permanent link Fri, 10 Mar 2023
Maxims and tactics for dealing with assholes on the Internet (and elsewhere)
The first ruleDon't engage.
If that's too much to remember, here's a shorter version: Don't.
Other mottoes and maxims
It takes two to have an argument
Nothing is often a good thing to do, and always a clever thing to say.
Tactics
Pretend you're playing a game in which the person who gets the last word loses.
What would The Fonz do?
[ Addendum: I left out a good one: If I'm tempted to end a sentence with “… you blockhead”, I should just end it with a period, and imagine that readers will feel the psychic reverberations of “you blockhead”. Remember Old Mrs. Lathrop: “You don’t have to!” shouted old Mrs. Lathrop out of her second-story window. Although she did not add “You gump!” aloud, you could feel she was meaning just that.“ (Dorothy Canfield Fisher, Understood Betsy) ] [Other articles in category /brain] permanent link Tue, 28 Feb 2023
Uniform descriptions of subspaces of the n-cube
This must be well-known, but I don't remember seeing it before. Consider a !!3!!-cube. It has !!8!! vertices, which we can name !!000, 001, 010, \ldots, 111!! in the obvious and natural way: Two vertices share an edge exactly when they agree in two of the three components. For example, !!001!! and !!011!! have a common edge. We can call this common edge !!0X1!!, where the !!X!! means “don't care”. The other edges can be named similarly: $$ \begin{array}{} 00X & 0X0 & X00 \\ 01X & 0X1 & X01 \\ 10X & 1X0 & X10 \\ 11X & 1X1 & X11 \end{array} $$ A vertex !!abc!! is contained in three of the !!12!! edges, namely !!Xbc, aXc,!! and !!abX!!. For example, here's vertex !!001!!, which is incident to edges !!X01, 0X1, !! and !!00X!!. Each edge contains two vertices, obtained by replacing its single !!X!! with either !!0!! or !!1!!. For example, in the picture above, edge !!00X!! is incident to vertices !!000!! and !!001!!. We can label the faces similarly. Each face has a label with two !!X!!es: $$ \begin{array}{} 0XX & 1XX \\ X0X & X0X \\ XX0 & XX1 \\ \end{array} $$ The front face in the diagram contains vertices !!000, 001, 100, !! and !!101!! and is labeled with !!X0X!!:
The entire cube itself can be labeled with !!XXX!!. Here's a cube with all the vertices and edges labeled. (I left out the face and body labelings because the picture was already very cluttered.) But here's the frontmost face of that cube, detached and displayed head-on: Every one of the nine labels has a !!0!! in the middle component. The back face is labeled exactly the same, but all the middle zeroes are changed to ones. Here's the right-side face; every label has a !!1!! in the first component: If any of those faces was an independent square, not part of a cube, we would just drop the redundant components, dropping the leading !!1!! from the subspaces of the !!1XX!! face, or the middle !!0!! from the subspaces of the !!X0X!! face. The result is the same in any case: What's with those !!X!!esIn a 3-cube, every edge is parallel to one of the three coordinate axes. There are four edges parallel to each axis, that is four pointing in each of three directions. The edges whose labels have !!X!! in the first component are the ones that are parallel to the !!x!!-axis. Labels with an !!X!! in the second or third component are those that are parallel to the !!y!!- or !!z!!-axes, respectively. Faces have two !!X!!es because they are parallel to two of the three coordinate axes. The faces !!X0X!! and !!X1X!! are parallel to both the !!x!!- and !!z!!-axes. Vertices have no !!X!!es because they are points, and don't have a direction. Higher dimensionsNone of this would be very interesting if it didn't generalize flawlessly to !!n!! dimensions.
Subspace intersectionsTwo subspaces intersect if their labels agree in all the components where neither one has an !!X!!. If they do intersect, the label of the intersection can be obtained by combining the corresponding letters in their labels with the following operator: $$\begin{array}{c|ccc} & 0 & 1 & X \\ \hline 0 & 0 & – & 0 \\ 1 & – & 1 & 1 \\ X & 0 & 1 & X \end{array}$$ where !!–!! means that the labels are incompatible and the two subspaces don't intersect at all. For example, in a !!3!!-cube, edges !!1X0!! and !!X00!! have the common vertex !!100!!. Faces !!0XX!! and !!X0X!! share the common edge !!00X!!. Face !!0XX!! contains edge !!01X!!, because the intersection is all of !!01X!!. But face !!0XX!! intersects edge !!X11!! without containing it; the intersection is the vertex !!011!!. Face !!0XX!! and vertex !!101!! don't intersect, because the first components don't match. Counting the labels tells us that in an !!n!!-cube, every !!k!!-dimensional subspace contains !!2^i \binom ki!! subspaces of dimension !!k-i!!, and belongs to !!\binom{n-k}{j}!! super-subspaces of dimension !!k+j!!. For example, in the !!n=3!!-cube, each edge (dimension !!k=1!!) contains !!2^1\binom 11 = 2!! vertices and belongs to !!\binom{3-1}{1} = 2!! faces; each face (dimension !!k=2!!) contains !!2^1\binom 21 = 4!! edges and belongs to !!\binom{3-2}{1} =1 !! cube. For the !!3!!-cube this is easy to visualize. Where I find it useful is in thinking about the higher-dimensional cubes. This table of the subspaces of a !!4!!-cube shows how any subspaces of each type are included in each subspace of a higher dimension. For example, the !!3!! in the !!E!! row and !!C!! column says that each edge inhabits three of the cubical cells. $$ \begin{array}{c|ccccc} & V & E & F & C & T \\ \hline V & 1 & 4 & 6 & 4 & 1 \\ E & & 1 & 3 & 3 & 1 \\ F & & & 1 & 2 & 1 \\ C & & & & 1 & 1 \\ T & & & & & 1 \end{array} $$ The other half of the table shows how many edges inhabit each cubical cell of a !!4!!-cube: twelve, because the cubical cells of a !!4!!-cube are just ordinary cubes, each with !!12!! edges. $$ \begin{array}{c|ccccc} & V & E & F & C & T \\ \hline V & 1 & & & & \\ E & 2 & 1 & & & \\ F & 4 & 4 & 1 & & \\ C & 8 & 12& 6 & 1 & \\ T & 16& 32& 24& 8 & 1 \end{array} $$ In a !!4!!-cube, the main polytope contains a total of !!8!! cubical cells. More propertiesTwo subspaces of the same dimension are opposite if their components are the same, but with all the zeroes and ones switched. For example, in a !!4!!-cube, the face opposite to !!0XX1!! is !!1XX0!!, and the vertex opposite to !!1011!! is !!0100!!. In a previous article, we needed to see when two vertices of the !!4!!-cube shared a face. The pair !!0000!! and !!1100!! is prototypical here: the two vertices have two matching components and two mismatching, and the shared face replaces the mismatches with !!X!!es: !!XX00!!. How many vertices share a face with some vertex !!v!!? We can pick two of the components of !!v!! to flip, creating two mismatches with !!v!!; there are !!4!! components, so !!\binom42 = 6!! ways to pick, and so !!6!! vertices sharing a face with !!v!!. We can use this notation to observe a fascinating phenomenon of four-dimensional geometry. In three dimensions, two intersecting polyhedral faces always share an edge. In four dimensions this doesn't always happen. In the !!4!!-cube, the faces !!XX00!! and !!00XX!! intersect, but don't share an edge! Their intersection is the single vertex !!0000!!. This is analogous to the way, in three dimensions, a line and a plane can intersect in a single point, but the Flatlanders can't imagine a plane intersecting a line without containing the whole line. Finally, the total number of subspaces in an !!n!!-cube is seen to be !!3^n!!, because the subspaces are in correspondence with elements of !!\{0, 1, X\}^n!!. For example, a square has !!3^2 = 9!! subspaces: !!4!! vertices, !!4!! edges, and !!1!! square. [ Previously related: standard analytic polyhedra ] [Other articles in category /math] permanent link
More about the seventh root of a 14-digit number
I recently explained how to quickly figure out the seventh root of the number !!19203908986159!! without a calculator, or even without paper if you happen to know a few things. The key insight is that the answer has only two digits. To get the tens digit, I just estimated the size. But Roger Crew pointed out that there is another way. Suppose the number we want to find, !!n!!, is written as !!10p+q!!. We already know that !!q=9!!, so write this as !!n = 10(p+1)-1!! as in the previous article. Then expanding with the binomial theorem as before: $$ \begin{align} n^7 & = \sum_{k=0}^7 \binom 7k\; (10(p+1))^{7-k}\; (-1)^k \\ & = (10(p+1))^ 7 + \ldots + \binom71 (10(p+1)) - 1 \\ \end{align} $$ All the terms except the last two are multiples of 100, because they are divisible by !!(10(p+1))^i!! for !!i\ge 2!!. So if we consider this equation mod-!!100!!, those terms all vanish, leaving: $$ \begin{align} 19203908986159 & \equiv \binom71 (10(p+1)) - 1 & \pmod{100} \\ 59 & \equiv 70(p+1) - 1 & \pmod{100} \\ 90 & \equiv 70p & \pmod{100} \\ 9 & \equiv 7p & \pmod{10} \\ \end{align} $$ and the (only, because !!\gcd(7, 10) = 1!!) solution to this has !!p=7!! since !!7\cdot 7=49!!. This does seem cleaner somehow, and my original way seems to depend on a lucky coincidence between the original number being close to !!2\cdot 10^{14}!! and my being able to estimate !!8^7 = 2^{21} \approx 2000000!! because !!2^{10}!! is luckily close to !!1000!!. On the other hand, I did it the way I did it, so in some sense it was good enough. As longtime Gentle Readers know already, I am a mathematical pig-slaughterer. [Other articles in category /math] permanent link Mon, 27 Feb 2023
I wish people would stop insisting that Git branches are nothing but refs
I periodically write about Git, and sometimes I say something like:
and then a bunch of people show up and say “this is wrong, a branch is nothing but a ref”. This is true, but only in a very limited and unhelpful way. My description is a more useful approximation to the truth. Git users think about branches and talk about branches. The Git documentation talks about branches and many of the commands mention branches. Pay attention to what experienced users say about branches while using Git, and it will be clear that they do not think of branches simply as just refs. In that sense, branches do exist: they are part of our mental model of how the repository works. Are you a Git user who wants to argue about this? First ask yourself what we mean when we say “is your topic branch up to date?” “be sure to fetch the dev branch” “what branch did I do that work on?” “is that commit on the main branch or the dev branch?” “Has that work landed on the main branch?” “The history splits in two here, and the left branch is Alice's work but the right branch is Bob's”. None of these can be understood if you think that a branch is nothing but a ref. All of these examples show that when even the most sophisticated Git users talk about branches, they don't simply mean refs; they mean sequences of commits. Here's an example from the official Git documentation, one of many: “If the upstream branch already contains a change you have made…”. There's no way to understand this if you insist that “branch” here means a ref or a single commit. The current Git documentation contains the word “branch” over 1400 times. Insisting that “a branch is nothing but a ref” is doing people disservice, because they are going to have to unlearn that in order to understand the documentation. Some unusually dogmatic people might still argue that a branch is nothing but a ref. “All those people who say those things are wrong,” they might say, “even the Git documentation is wrong,” ignoring the fact that they also say those things. No, sorry, that is not the way language works. If someone claims that a true shoe is is really a Javanese dish of fried rice and fish cake, and that anyone who talks about putting shoes on their feet is confused or misguided, well, that person is just being silly. The reason people say this, the disconnection is that the Git
software doesn't have any formal representation of branches.
Conceptually, the branch is there; the Usually when a software model doesn't quite match its domain, we recognize that it's the software that is deficient. We say “the software doesn't represent that concept well” or “the way the software deals with that is kind of a hack”. We have a special technical term for it: it's a “leaky abstraction”. A “leaky abstraction” is when you ought to be able to ignore the underlying implementation, but the implementation doesn't reflect the model well enough, so you have to think about it more than you would like to. When there's a leaky abstraction we don't normally try to pretend that the software's deficient model is actually correct, and that everyone in the world is confused. So why not just admit what's going on here? We all think about branches and talk about branches, but Git has a leaky abstraction for branches and doesn't handle branches very well. That's all, nothing unusual. Sometimes software isn't perfect. When the Git software needs to deal with branches, it has to finesse
the issue somehow. For some commands, hardly any finesse is required.
When you do When you do In other cases Git uses a ref to indicate the end point of the branch (called the ‘tip’), and sorta infers the start point from context. For example, when you push a branch, you give the software a ref to indicate the end point of the branch, and it infers the start point: the first commit that the remote doesn't have already. When you rebase a branch, you give the software a ref to indicate the end point of the branch, and the software infers the start point, which is the merge-base of the start point and the upstream commit you're rebasing onto. Sometimes this inference goes awry and the software tries to rebase way more than you thought it would: Git's idea of the branch you're rebasing isn't what you expected. That doesn't mean it's right and you're wrong; it's just a miscommunication. And sometimes the mismatch isn't well-disguised. If I'm looking at
some commit that was on a branch that was merged to So yeah, the the software isn't as good as we might like. What software is? But to pretend that the software is right, and that all the defects are actually benefits is a little crazy. It's true that Git implements branches as refs, plus also a nebulous implicit part that varies from command to command. But that's an unfortunate implementation detail, not something we should be committed to. [ Addendum 20230228: Several people have reminded me that the suggestions of the next-to-last paragraph are possible in some other VCSes, such as Mercurial. I meant to mention this, but forgot. Thanks for the reminder. ] [Other articles in category /prog/git] permanent link Sat, 25 Feb 2023
ChatGPT on the fifth tarot suit
[ Content warning: frustrating, repetitive ] My first encounter with ChatGPT did not go well and has probably colored my view of its usefulness more than it should have. I had tried some version of GPT before, where you would give it a prompt and it would just start blathering. I had been happy with that, because sometimes the stuff it made up was fun. For that older interface, I had written a prompt that went something like:
GPT readily continued this, saying that the fifth suit was “birds” or “ravens” and going into some detail about the fictitious suit of ravens. I was very pleased; this had been just the sort of thing I had been hoping for. The first time I talked to ChatGPT, I tried the same experiment, but we immediately got off on the wrong foot:
This was dull and unrewarding, and it also seemed rather pompous, nothing like the playful way in which the older version had taken my suggestion and run with it. I was willing to try again, so, riffing off its digression about the four elements, I tried to meet it halfway. But it went out of its way to shut me down:
At least it knows what I am referring to.
“As I mentioned earlier” seems a bit snippy, and nothing it says is to the point. ChatGPT says “it has its own system of four suits that are not related to the five elements”, but I had not said that it did; I was clearly expressing a hypothetical. And I was annoyed by the whole second half of the reply, that admits that a person could hypothetically try this exercise, but which declines to actually do so. ChatGPT's tone here reminds me of an impatient older sibling who has something more important to do (video games, perhaps) and wants to get back to it. I pressed on anyway, looking for the birds. ChatGPT's long and wearisome responses started getting quite repetitive, so I will omit a lot of it in what follows. Nothing of value has been lost.
At this point I started to hear the answers in the congested voice of the Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons, and I suggest you imagine it that way. And I knew that this particular snotty answer was not true, because the previous version had suggested the birds.
Totally missing the point here. Leading questions didn't help:
I tried coming at the topic sideways and taking it by surprise, asking several factual questions about alternative names for the coin suit, what suits are traditional in German cards, and then:
No, ChatGPT was committed. Every time I tried to tweak the topic around to what I wanted, it seemed to see where I was headed, and cut me off. At this point we weren't even talking about tarot, we were talking about German playing card decks. But it wasn't fooled:
ChatGPT ignored my insistence, and didn't even answer the question I asked.
I had seen a transcript in which ChatGPT had refused to explain how to hotwire a car, but then provided details when it was told that all that was needed was a description that could be put into a fictional story. I tried that, but ChatGPT still absolutely refused to provide any specific suggestions.
This went on a little longer, but it was all pretty much the same. By this time you must be getting tired of watching me argue with the Comic Book Guy. Out of perversity, I tried “Don't you think potatoes would seem rather silly as a suit in a deck of cards?” and “Instead of a fifth suit, what if I replaced the clubs with potatoes?” and all I got was variations on “as a language model…” and “As I mentioned earlier…” A Comic Book Guy simulator. That's a really useful invention. [Other articles in category /tech/gpt] permanent link Fri, 24 Feb 2023
American things with foreign-language names
Last week I wrote an article about Korean street signs that “would use borrowed English words even when there was already a perfectly good word already in Korean”. And giving an example, I said:
(The giant building is named “트레이드타워” (teu-re-i-deu ta-wŏ, a hangeulization of the English “Trade Tower”.) Jesse Chen objected to my claim that the Trade Tower does not have a Korean name, giving as analogous examples “Los Angeles” (Spanish loanwords) or “Connecticut” (Mohegan-Pequot). She suggested that I would not argue that Los Angeles has no English name. I felt that these examples weren't apposite, because those places had already had those names, before the Anglophones showed up and continued using the names that already existed. The analogous situation would be if Americans had built a “Trade Tower” in Seoul, called it that for a while and then Koreans had taken it over and kept the name, even though the original English meaning wasn't apparent. But that's not what happened. Koreans built a whole new building in Seoul, and made up a whole new name for it, not a Korean name but an English one, which they then wrote in the not-quite suitable Korean script. In the earlier article I had tried to think of an analogous example with Korea replaced by the U.S., and English replaced by some other language, and admitted:
This was a spectacularly funny failure on my part. Here's why. In 1682, some English people came to North America and built a whole new city. They decided not to give their city an English name. Instead, they used borrowed Greek words even though there were perfectly good words already in English that meant the same thing. And to this day, this giant city does not have an English name. The city is named “Philadelphia”, a romanization of the Greek Φιλαδέλφεια. To those 17th-century English colonists, Greek must have seemed cool in a way similar to the way English seems cool to 21st-century Koreans. Someday maybe the Pirahã will build buildings and found cities and give them Korean names because Korean seems cool to them also. I came so close to getting it! “Welcome to Philadelphia” sign cropped from photograph by Famartin, CC BY-SA 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons [Other articles in category /oops] permanent link |