Mon, 12 Sep 2022
Coat of arms of Zeppelin-Wappen
"Can we choose a new coat of arms?"
"What's wrong with the one we have?"
"What's wrong with it? It's nauseated goat!"
"I don't know what your problem is, it's been the family crest for generations."
"Please, I'm begging."
"Okay, how about a compromise: I'll get a new coat of arms, but it must include a reference to the old one."
"I guess I can live with that."
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Thu, 08 Sep 2022When Albino Luciani was crowned Pope, he chose his papal name by concatenating the names of his two predecessors, John XXIII and Paul VI, to become John Paul. He died shortly after, and was succeeded by Karol Wojtyła who also took the name John Paul. Wojtyła missed a great opportunity to adopt Luciani's strategy. Had he concatenated the names of his predecessors, he would have been Paul John Paul. In this alternate universe his successor, Benedict XVI, would have been John Paul Paul John Paul, and the current pope, Francis, would have been Paul John Paul John Paul Paul John Paul. Each pope would have had a unique name, at the minor cost of having the names increase exponentially in length.
(Now I wonder if any dynasty has ever adopted the less impractical strategy of naming their rulers after binary numerals, say:
King Juan
King Juan Cyril
King Juan Juan
King Juan Cyril Cyril
King Juan Cyril Juan
King Juan Juan Cyril
(etc)
Or perhaps !!0, 1, 00, 01, 10, 11, 000, \ldots!!. There are many variations, some actually reasonable.)
I sometimes fantasize that Philadelphia-area Interstate highways are going to do this. The main east-west highway around here is I-76. (Not so-called, as many imagine, in honor of Philadelphia's role in the American revolution of 1776, but simply because it lies south of I-78 and north of I-74 and I-70.) A connecting segment that branches off of I-76 is known as I-676. Driving to one or the other I often see signs that offer both:
I often fantasize that this is a single sign for I-76676, and that this implies an infinite sequence of highways designated I-67676676, I-7667667676676, and so on.
Finally, I should mention the cleverly-named fibonacci salad, which you make by combining the leftovers from yesterday's salad and the previous day's.
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Do you know the name of the swagman in Waltzing Matilda? It's Juan. The song says so: “Juan's a jolly swagman…”
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Incredibly, there is now another article on the same topic.
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Mastodon user solrize has pointed out this 2015 New York Times article, which relates how, during the Times' 1978 strike, a one-off parody was published, Not the New York Times. (I particularly remember the headline FOOTBALL GOES METRIC, with an article explaining that the field would no longer be 100 yards, but instead 109.7 meters.) According to the 2015 article, the parody “chronicled the demise of Pope John Paul John Paul I, formerly archbishop of Liverpool, who had combined the names of John Paul I, John Lennon and Paul McCartney upon his election as pope, a position he held for all of 19 minutes.”.
Because of the strike, the Times missed the entire papacy of John Paul I, and had to run an obituary when they resumed publishing.
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