Thu, 02 Jun 2022
(The actual answer is at the very bottom of the article, if you want to skip my complaining.)
My new job wants me to do my work on a Macbook Pro, which in most ways is only a little more terrible than the Linux laptops I am used to. I don't love anything about it, and one of the things I love the least is the Mystery Key. It's the blank one above the delete key:
This is sometimes called the power button, and sometimes the TouchID. It is a sort of combined power-lock-unlock button. It has something to do with turning the laptop on and off, putting it to sleep and waking it up again, if you press it in the right way for the right amount of time. I understand that it can also be trained to recognize my fingerprints, which sounds like something I would want to do only a little more than stabbing myself in the eye with a fork.
If you tap the mystery button momentarily, the screen locks, which is very convenient, I guess, if you have to pee a lot. But they put the mystery button right above the delete key, and several times a day I fat-finger the delete key, tap the corner of the mystery button, and the screen locks. Then I have to stop what I am doing and type in my password to unlock the screen again.
No problem, I will just turn off that behavior in the System Preferences. Ha ha, wrong‑o. (Pretend I inserted a sub-article here about the shitty design of the System Preferences app, I'm not in the mood to actually do it.)
Fortunately there is a discussion of the issue on the Apple community support forum. It was posted nearly a year ago, and 316 people have pressed the button that says "I have this question too". But there is no answer. YAAAAAAY community support.
Here it is again. 292 more people have this question. This time there is an answer!
This question was tough to search for. I found a lot of questions about disabling touch ID, about configuring the touch ID key to lock the screen, basically every possible incorrect permutation of what I actually wanted. I did eventually find what I wanted on Stack Exchange and on Quora — but no useful answers.
I think the answer might be my single favorite Reddit comment ever:
I did find a solution! The key to the mystery was provided by Roslyn
Chu. She suggested
this page from 2014
which has an incantation that worked back in ancient times.
That incantation didn't work on my computer, but it put me on the
trail to the right one. I did need to use the
To fix it, run the following command in a terminal:
They documenation claims will it will work on macOS 10.13 and later; it did work on my 12.4 system.
Something something famous Macintosh user experience.
[ The cartoon is from howfuckedismydatabase.com. ]