Mon, 12 Sep 2022
"Can we choose a new coat of arms?"
"What's wrong with the one we have?"
"What's wrong with it? It's nauseated goat!"
"I don't know what your problem is, it's been the family crest for generations."
"Please, I'm begging."
"Okay, how about a compromise: I'll get a new coat of arms, but it must include a reference to the old one."
"I guess I can live with that."
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