Fri, 31 Oct 2008
A proposed correction to an inconsistency in English orthography
English also contains exactly one homophone of "one", namely "won".
English does indeed contain two homophones of "two": "too" and "to".
However, the expected homophones of "three" are missing. I propose to rectify this inconsistency. This is sure to make English orthography more consistent and therefore easier for beginners to learn.
I suggest the following:
thrieI also suggest the founding of a well-funded institute with the following mission:
Happy Halloween. All Hail Discordia.
[ Addendum 20081106: Some readers inexplicably had nothing better to do than to respond to this ridiculous article. ]